Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Under New Management

ARF! This site has been abandoned since February 2011. That was before I was born! Things are going to change, now that I'm in charge.

My name is Kate, and I'm a dog.  I like toys, licking things, chewing on things, and fetching things.  And eating things, as long as they are tasty.  I like jumping onto couches and laps.  I love to play catch, fetch, and kvetch.  I AM EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING! except ear drops.  I loathe ear drops.

Guess Who's Toys? will soon change its name to Kate's Toys! now that I am the pup-prietor of this establishment.  I will make sure my writing staff will write better articles than before!  Yes, we'll still write about toys for girls and boys of all ages.  I've given many gifts to my people friends, so some of our articles will reflect those types of toys and things.  My LEGO minifigure avatar K8 will introduce these kinds of articles.  She knows what she's talking about!  (We have similar fashion sense, too!)

We'll also write about dog stuff, like toys and treats and tasty things.  I will give you my expertise on these subjects, telling you what I love, what I like, and what I don't like.  With over 15 dog years of experience, and counting, you can trust Kate -- that's me!  A furry photo of yours truly will mark my seal of approval for these kinds of articles.

Speaking of seals, aren't they really dog mermaids?

I welcome you to the new Kate's Toys!


Kate Dog
Pup-prietor, Kate's Toys!

P.S. I must quickly translate for my canine friends:  Arf! Arf! Grrr... [pant] [pant] [pant] Ruff!

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